SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
MY GOD
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????
BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS
I never understood why some guys are inclined to think less of a girl if she sleeps with him “easily.”
Like…
She’s not the only one doing the sex.
You are also doing the sex.
YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.
HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
YES
YES
YES
YES
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
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Soooo I just came back from a sex toy workshop at my college. It was pretty fun (and funny), and taught me a bunch about sex toys, how to care for them, and how some of them are not really that great for your body. :<
Thought I’d share some things I learned from the workshop.
Instruction for Dildos:
- Condoms
- Rice
- Playdough
- YarnReally simple! For a rice dildo, just unroll any condom, pour as much rice as you would like into it, and knot the end of the condom. Then, double bag it (remember, don’t do that for penises, but do it for this), to prevent rice from spilling in case of tears (unlikely).
Same thing for a yarn dildo, just stuff a condom with as much yarn as you would like, and double bag it if you would like.
Playdough is a bit trickier. You want to unfurl the condom as you stuff it bit by bit. You can then double bag it, or just leave it as is!
Remember, always wash your toys before each use, and wash again after. Ideally you would air dry them (no used towels or cloths!). Wrap them if you are going to share them to prevent disease. If you have a vagina, stay away from soap with fragrances. Use anti bacterial soap and cold water, and keep them in a clean, dry place (not your sock drawer!)
Instructions for Flesh light
- Condoms
- Lays Stax tube/can/thing (or pringles, or any long, cylindrical object really)
- Roll of spongy foamAgain, it should take a matter of minutes. Cut the foam roll to a desired length. Unfurl a condom, place it along the short side of the foam, with the opening sticking out just a bit out of the foam. Roll up the foam and proceed to stuff it into the Stax tube, non-condom end first. Once it’s inside the tube, stretch the condom opening so that it is covering the opening of the can. Take a knife, and cut a small hole on the opposite end of the tube to allow air to go through. Then you’re done! Just lube it up, and you’re ready to go. Take out the foam, unfurl, and change the condom for each use. Best thing is, no one will think its a flesh light — unless they’re hungry and want your Pringles/Lays/yummy snacks. > u>;
Be careful with your toys, don’t just buy from any manufacturer. Some chemicals in there, if not properly monitored, can really hurt your body. These are just a few safe, healthy alternatives for sex toys you can make with just a few things. And you can customize them to your liking! ^ ^
Hope this was (semi) instructional, and have fun!
Helpful for those people who can’t afford sex toys, or can’t buy them because of where they live or where their money comes from.
—BB
Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.
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Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. (via teacheremmalee) |
This is what I believe.
Consent to eating is consent to food poisoning.This is what I believe.
So, since I believe something utterly ridiculous, now you can’t have antibiotics or rehydration therapy or any sort of medical care whatsoever if you ate something that made you sick.
Your choice of medical care doesn’t effect me, but I’m still going to try to enact legislation to control your life. You might even die because I want to insert my beliefs directly between you and your doctor, but I don’t give a shit.
Because of what I BELIEEEEEEVE
That doesn’t make sense, does it?
But that’s the anti-choice movement for you.
